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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2012/05/01/countdown-to-futurama-heres-your-first-look-at-the-season-premiere Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere!]'' of 1 May, [[2012]].]''
:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2012/05/01/countdown-to-futurama-heres-your-first-look-at-the-season-premiere Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere!]'' of 1 May, [[2012]].]''
:''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]''
:''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''':  Aw!  I'm gonna call 'im Ben.  After the first half of me, Bender!
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''':  Aw!  I'm gonna call 'im Ben.  After the first half o' me, Bender!  That's my bastard!</poem>
:''[Ben burps, and fire comes out.]''  
<poem>'''Bender''':That's my bastard!</poem>
:''['''Montage''': A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]''
:''['''Montage''': A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]''
:''['''Cut to''': A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]''
:''['''Cut to''': A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]''
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:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]''
:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]''
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''':  Bend it, daddy!  Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''':  Bend it, daddy!  Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''':  It called me what?!?  Ooooh!  God damn!</poem>
<poem>'''Bender''':  It called me what?!?  Ooooh!  God damn!</poem>
:''[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]''
:''[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]''
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''':  Yay!  You bended it like a p'etzel!</poem>
<poem>'''Ben''':  Yay!  You bended it like a p'etzel!</poem>
:''[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]''
:''[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''':  Okay.  Now, you.</poem>
<poem>'''Bender''':  Okay.  Now, you.</poem>
:''[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]''
:''[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]''
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''':  I can't do it!</poem>
<poem>'''Ben''':  I can't do it!</poem>
:''[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]''
:''[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Hey Buddy you're learning! You'll get there! </poem>
<poem>'''[[Leela]]''': Bender I was wrong. You're a fine parent, and I want to apoligi-
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''' and '''[[Ben]]''': Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! "Both Laugh".
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''': Daddy, how did you get so good at Bending?
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': I inherited my arm control software from my mom. That's how it's passed down, mother-to-son.
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''': But my mommy has no arms! Does that mean I can never be a Bender?
<poem>'''Bender''': Well sure you can, you just need to get a Bending Card installed.
:''[Farnsworth appears on screen]''
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': I'd hate to crush a boys dreams but, what the heck!
:''[Farnsworth opens a door in the back of Ben's head.]''
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card! This robot will never bend!
:''[Closes Door]''
<poem>'''Bender''': Don't tell my son what he can and can't do. You may know what's in his head, but you don't know what's in his heart!
:''[Farnsworth opens a door on Ben's chest.]''
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': There's no slot in there either!
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': I said shut up!


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Revision as of 23:50, 14 June 2012

Transcript for
The Bots and the Bees
Written byEric Horsted
Transcribed bySanfazer and Roboto63


[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere! of 1 May, 2012.]
[Scene: Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]

Bender: Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half o' me, Bender! That's my bastard!

[Montage: A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]
[Cut to: A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]
[Cut to: A road. Ben and Bender are biking. The camera zooms out, revealing that Ben is using Bender's body is a bike. They crash through the doors of BoozMart. They run out, panting and carrying bags of alcohol.]
[Cut to: A playground. Ben is seated at a swing set. Bender pushes the swing three times. The third push sends Ben crashing through a window. An alarm rings. The camera zooms out, revealing the building to be the Bank of NNY. Ben reappears, carrying a bag of money. He jumps out of the window and lands in Bender's arms. The two laugh. Gunshots are then fired at them.]

Bender: Uh-oh.

[The two flee, still laughing.]
[Scene: The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]

Ben: Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!

Bender: It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!

[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]

Ben: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!

[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]

Bender: Okay. Now, you.

[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]

Ben: I can't do it!

[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]