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<poem>'''Farnsworth''': To prevent the soufflé from exploding, Bender will carry it. He's gyroscopically stable.</poem>''' | <poem>'''Farnsworth''': To prevent the soufflé from exploding, Bender will carry it. He's gyroscopically stable.</poem>''' | ||
:''['''Scene''': Space. The [[Planet Express ship|ship]] is swerving through an asteroid belt. It is banking in every direction, with Bender moving with it to avoid damaging the soufflé. The ship gets free of the belt and clips a sign that says "[[Waldorf Asteroid]]". The ship to a rough landing, with the crew falling down the stairs, Bender still holding the soufflé upright.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Look, Mrs. Astor's mansion, just across that rickety rope bridge. ''[Part of the bridge falls off.]''</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Amy]]''': Wow, it's ricketier than it looks. You'd better try to jump it, Bender.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': Okay, let me back up for a running start. ''[He runs backwards, all the way around the asteroid, across the bridge, back to where he started. He then runs forwards, crossing the bridge and ends up near the crew again. He jumps across the gap. The rest of the crew walk up. Fry rings the doorbell.]''</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Hobsie]]''': ''[He opens the door.]'' I shall inform Mrs. Astor that the circus is in town.</poem> | |||
:''[Cut to: Mrs. Astor's parlor.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Hobsie''': Your soufflé, Madam.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Mrs. Astor''': I shall take it here, under my fork.</poem> | |||
:''[Bender uses his extensomatic arms to deliver the soufflé. He withdraws into his chest and the rest of the crew hides behind him. Mrs. Astor eats a bit.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Where the exploding?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Hobsie''': One does not explode Mrs. Astor's face.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Mrs. Astor''': I couldn't eat another bite. Hobsie?</poem> | |||
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| Written by | Eric Horsted |
| Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever |
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- [Opening Credits: 100.]
- [Scene: Planet Express, meeting room.]
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We've been hired to make our 100th delivery.
- [The crew cheers.]
Zoidberg: 100!
Hermes: That's almost 10 per year.
Bender: This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!
- [Scene: Elzar's Fine Cuisine. Today's specials, Fish N' Chimps.]
Elzar: [He pushes a soufflé on a cart.] Be very gentle, folks. This is the soufflé you'll be delivering to Mrs. Astor.
Bender: Oh my God, it's Elzar! Hi, Elzar! Great soufflé, Elzar!
Elzar: Whatever you do, don't drop it. [He holds up a bottle labeled "Nitroglycerine. Danger! Explosive!"] See, Mrs. Astor takes Nitroglycerine for her heart, and being a class act, she prefers it in soufflé form. [He lets a drop of nitroglycerine soak into the soufflé.] [Softly.] Bam.
- [The crew gasps.]
Farnsworth: To prevent the soufflé from exploding, Bender will carry it. He's gyroscopically stable.
- [Scene: Space. The ship is swerving through an asteroid belt. It is banking in every direction, with Bender moving with it to avoid damaging the soufflé. The ship gets free of the belt and clips a sign that says "Waldorf Asteroid". The ship to a rough landing, with the crew falling down the stairs, Bender still holding the soufflé upright.]
Farnsworth: Look, Mrs. Astor's mansion, just across that rickety rope bridge. [Part of the bridge falls off.]
Amy: Wow, it's ricketier than it looks. You'd better try to jump it, Bender.
Bender: Okay, let me back up for a running start. [He runs backwards, all the way around the asteroid, across the bridge, back to where he started. He then runs forwards, crossing the bridge and ends up near the crew again. He jumps across the gap. The rest of the crew walk up. Fry rings the doorbell.]
Hobsie: [He opens the door.] I shall inform Mrs. Astor that the circus is in town.
- [Cut to: Mrs. Astor's parlor.]
Hobsie: Your soufflé, Madam.
Mrs. Astor: I shall take it here, under my fork.
- [Bender uses his extensomatic arms to deliver the soufflé. He withdraws into his chest and the rest of the crew hides behind him. Mrs. Astor eats a bit.]
Zoidberg: Where the exploding?
Hobsie: One does not explode Mrs. Astor's face.
Mrs. Astor: I couldn't eat another bite. Hobsie?
- [He places the leftovers into a room full of Dalmatians. An explosion is heard.
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