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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/05/04/countdown-to-futurama-first-clip-of-the-new-episodes/ First Clip of the New Episodes]'' of 4 May, [[2011]] ([[#Section #1|Section #1]]) and on the video from the {{w|io9}} post ''[http://io9.com/5812331/ Exclusive Clip from Futurama’s Season Opener!]'' of 15 June, 2011 ([[#Section #2|Section #2]]).]'' | |||
== Section #1 == | |||
:''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express conference room]]. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]'' | :''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express conference room]]. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.</poem> | <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': | :''[Amy leans back in her chair.]'' | ||
:''[The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, | <poem>'''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Crappin' ''A''! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.</poem> | ||
:''[The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Zoidberg have long hair.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': {{w|OMG}}! Being chicks is so much fun.</poem> | <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': {{w|OMG}}! Being chicks is so much fun.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff.</poem> | <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Leela''': ''[ | :''[Leela sighs.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Leela''': What a skank.</poem> | |||
== Section #2 == | |||
:''['''Scene''': Desertic, uncharted [[planet]]. A rock Alien is addressing a group of [[Earthican people]] consisting of Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Hermes, LaBarbara, Amy, Leela, and Farnworth's girlfriend.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Rock Alien]]''': Even a young pebble could see [[Human|your]] race is divided based on the configuration of your twenty-third chromosome.</poem> | |||
:''[Dr. Cahill is now shown to be part of the [[Earthican]] group as well.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Amy''': [confused] You mean, "along gender lines"?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Rock Alien''': [confused] Gender?</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Sal]]''': Yes. You knows, guyses, galses... In that order. ''[Leela slaps him.]'' Ows!</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Rock Alien''': I am not familiar with this concept of gender. My species has only a single gender, know as ''[[nuchacho]]''.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': Interesting. [furiously] Come on, men! Let's kill him!</poem> | |||
:''[Zoidberg, Bender, Fry, Hermes, Victor, Scruffy, Sal, and the Professor run towards the rock Alien and cheer, but are stopped by a pink fridge. The Alien goes back to addressing the group. Hattie, the Professor, and Victor are also shown to be listening this time.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Rock Alien''': Your genders differ in many ways, but, as with all things that are different, chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC, one is always clearly better.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.</poem> | |||
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- [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post First Clip of the New Episodes of 4 May, 2011 (Section #1) and on the video from the io9 post Exclusive Clip from Futurama’s Season Opener! of 15 June, 2011 (Section #2).]
Section #1
- [Scene: The Planet Express conference room. Amy and Leela are sitting at the conference table with a very masculine look.]
Leela: I hate being a man. I smell bad, my face is scratchy, and the food at those strip clubs is terrible.
- [Amy leans back in her chair.]
Amy: Crappin' A! Still, I'm sure the women are having an even harder time.
- [The door opens. Enter Bender, Fry, Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Scruffy, who are wearing dresses and giggling. All but Zoidberg have long hair.]
Fry: Now, when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff.
- [Leela sighs.]
Leela: What a skank.
Section #2
- [Scene: Desertic, uncharted planet. A rock Alien is addressing a group of Earthican people consisting of Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Hermes, LaBarbara, Amy, Leela, and Farnworth's girlfriend.]
Rock Alien: Even a young pebble could see your race is divided based on the configuration of your twenty-third chromosome.
- [Dr. Cahill is now shown to be part of the Earthican group as well.]
Amy: [confused] You mean, "along gender lines"?
Rock Alien: [confused] Gender?
Sal: Yes. You knows, guyses, galses... In that order. [Leela slaps him.] Ows!
Rock Alien: I am not familiar with this concept of gender. My species has only a single gender, know as nuchacho.
Zoidberg: Interesting. [furiously] Come on, men! Let's kill him!
- [Zoidberg, Bender, Fry, Hermes, Victor, Scruffy, Sal, and the Professor run towards the rock Alien and cheer, but are stopped by a pink fridge. The Alien goes back to addressing the group. Hattie, the Professor, and Victor are also shown to be listening this time.]
Rock Alien: Your genders differ in many ways, but, as with all things that are different, chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC, one is always clearly better.
Bender: Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.
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